Horse Shit Cotton Candy Gluten-Free Blue Novelty Candy for Men Farm Life Gags Funny Horse Gags Stocking Stuffers for Men Women Teens Country Life Gags Rude Humor Jokes 1 Ounce
GET YOUR WADING BOOTS ON, IT’S GETTING DEEP IN HERE – Shoveling shit is hungry work! Take a break and refill with one full ounce of delicious, blue cotton candy.
REAL FRIENDS GIVE A SHIT – Weird gifts show your friends and family that you’ve been thinking of them. Packed with sweet, blue cotton candy, I Call Horse Shit Cotton Candy is a crazy gag gift that offers a shitload of laughs to everyone in the room.
ANY OCCASION IS PERFECT FOR HORSING AROUND – Horse Shit Cotton Candy is a goofy gift, perfect for any occasion, including adult birthdays, over-the-hill parties, or just because a pal has been shoveling so much shit, he could use a tasty refill. This weird novelty candy is also ideal for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, Secret Santa exchanges, and random grab bag prizes.
HILARIOUS NOVELTY GIFT FOR GLUTEN-FREE HORSE LOVERS – Not all horse shit is created equally! We know how sensitive folks can be, so we only offer sweet and fluffy, gluten-free horse shit.
MADE IN AMERICA – Calling horse shit loud and proud everywhere.