SURPRISE YOUR (FR)ENEMIES: Just point the unfortunately well sculpted posterior at your desired target and pull the trigger to unleash a barrage of hilarious noises and catchphrases!
YES, IT’S A TOOT BLASTER: Look, just stop wasting your time and buy this thing. You could be shooting toots RIGHT NOW! What more could you really want? It’s fun, it’s funny, it’s safe. We even manufactured out the smell.
NONSTOP FUN FOR ANY AGE: The perfect gift for your child or inner child is just a click away. This toy is designed so everyone can laugh along; your kids, coworkers, even grandma and grandpa!